Comedy takes a stand

I went to Brakpan to do a golf day. State Mines Country club. We raised some funds for the Busy Bodies School. The day was fantastic except for the dick-head club Manager who called me the biggest doos in the room, and a 'moffie' from Cape Town, because I asked him about his dodgy Public Address system. Nobody could hear a word I was saying because they had installed a Ken and Barbie Sound system In the roof. Sound travels across a room not down Dumass. So all a comedian asks for at a golf day   >> Read More
Hi, on Saturday at 6pm on Bush Radio 89.5 Mark Sampson recorded a 2 hour interview with Dave. Take a listen on Saturday 8th Nov or stream it at www.bushradio.co.za Jou Ma se comedy club 208 Albert Rd Thursdays: 05/09/2008
A golf day is an excellent marketing and networking opportunity. Why not make it even more enjoyable by adding an unforgettable prize-giving? Dave will gladly help you with the finer details involved in making golf prizegiving easy as pie. Dave will never say no to a game and he's been the MC at some of the biggest golf days in the country.
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